Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

cadbury canal cruiser

the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.

You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!

by Neeko April 26, 2004

Battle Cruiser

A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.

A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.

They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.

That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.

You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.

by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.

dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

by fratbro69 October 31, 2011

v8 cruiser

V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT

Old mates v8 cruiser destroyed that track. Thats is a real mans car

by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018