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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.
Run away!!!!!!!
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Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
by UwU crust July 20, 2019
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Crouched

I was so tired I just crouched last night.
by CRussy August 15, 2022
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Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
by dimas porokas April 12, 2008
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Hannah Crouch

Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!
by Skan November 24, 2021
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Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
by Coinsy July 15, 2023
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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