Critter Bashing

The act of killing or injuring a small mammal or amphibion. Commonly seen in Western Pennsylvania.

Hey man, let's go critter bashing at my house tonight!

He broke his leg critter bashing.

by MLK20 August 30, 2011

Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 10, 2023

canyon critters

pimps that are bigger than Sam Curtis will ever be. They get way more girls and pussy then he ever will.

Chris is the pimpist canyon critter there is.

by canyon gangsta November 29, 2004

coochie critters

Any form of louse, scabies, and most commonly scabs, or any other transferrable parasitic STD from an infected dirty swamp twat

Ew, dude, that girl had some coochie critters.

by Swamp Twat December 24, 2010

clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.

Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.

by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

critter nads

balls that are formed on an alien looking baby & not normal

Kristofer has the nastiest looking critter nads

by bells February 22, 2008