She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.
by Chris March 11, 2003
Get the riding the crimson tide mug.The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
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When you lose someone you love and you go through a range of emotions and feelings.
Sorry this is really brief but I don't know how to expand on it further - as you can probably tell i'm not very eloquent with words.
Sorry this is really brief but I don't know how to expand on it further - as you can probably tell i'm not very eloquent with words.
Having to leave your best friends or your girl/boyfriend to go to separate colleges or start a new job on opposite sides of the country so you don't know when (if ever) you'll see them again. Listen to "Crimson and clover" by Joan Jett or "A praise chorus" by Jimmy Eat World.
by nought January 20, 2009
Get the Crimson and clover mug.As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
Get the surfing the crimson tide mug.When a lady's top slides down enough so there is a slight nipple slip and you see the top of the areola.
by CleverShrek August 20, 2009
Get the Crimson Sunrise mug.Peggy-sue couldn't keep her date with her brother to watch the Bama football game because her crimson tide overflowed her maxipad.
by Voodoo-man 13 November 6, 2011
Get the Crimson Tide mug.refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
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