Crapacino

A crappily made $4 coffee drink

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.

by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006

Crapanimation

Manga,anime or Japanimation drawn by lonely teenagers who think they are cool. They are not. The likeness to real Japanese cartoons varies, but is irrelevant once one realises an idiot could draw the characters.

'Is that crapanimation you're drawing, Phil?'
'No, it's Japanimation.'
'Tomayto, Tomarto'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

crapdragon

hoarder; a being who hoards massive amounts of useless detritus.

That crapdragon of a grandmother of mine has amassed a houseful of consumer waste which lines her halls, fills her bedrooms and renders one unable to move through her house without stepping on piles of detritus.

by crapdragon00 March 3, 2011

Crapaud

Toad or frog in french. A pejorative term used by british soldiers about their french enemies.

"The crapauds will crap their pants once they hear 'ol Bess cough"

by Mici July 2, 2016