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beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005
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cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!
beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"
by @er905 April 24, 2010
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Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
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curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.
by meldrewcat January 18, 2012
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cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.
Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"
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Curtain Pullback

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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Curtain Party

A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
I hope I don't end up with an ugly girl at the curtain party tonight.
by Kaazain February 21, 2018
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