cunt in men's clothing

A female salesperson in a men's wear store or department.

Who sold you that cool wool suit? Oh, some cunt in men's clothing at Bloomingdales.

by ibeforeg October 15, 2007

stheart clothing

clothing company based on the music scene
kind of like glamour kills clothing, but slightly more hardcore music
supports bands like attack attack!, i see stars, dance gavin dance.

myspace.com/stheartclothing

stheart clothing is worn by bands =

by francisca degeralamookana November 12, 2009

Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.

I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

coching

relaxing

im just cochiny at my crib

by hana July 20, 2003

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008