A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
by Shelbyyyy June 18, 2006
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Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.
you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.
by Jason Rodd April 15, 2011
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a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.
"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."
by nesselrode March 15, 2009
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A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend
Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.
by Too Swole for a Shirt October 10, 2019
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A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 29, 2022
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A private, all girls, high school in San Francisco. Coming from a Convent student, the education is great. You will find the best teachers there, who are flexible incredible, and genuinely want to see their students succeed. The students though are another story. Now many of these girls are strong self-made women who defy stereotypes. However, the school did not earn the monikers, “hoes on the hill” and “bitches on Broadway” for no reason. There are several students in each grade that fit the rich, entitled, slutty, mean-girl stereotypes that give the school a bad name. However all schools have these shark girls. Please do not judge the school based on its reputation, but come and see for yourself.
I attend Convent of the Sacred Heart high school.

Are you applying to that school on Broadway street, Convent of the Sacred Heart?
by Nicole Angel July 28, 2019
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the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.
Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.
by Mathew Kiley August 31, 2008
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