Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

by Cocky! August 30, 2010

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004

gayning confidence

The art of gaining a woman's confidence while pretending to be gay, all the while waiting for the opportunity to prey on her in a moment of vulnerability.

Man 1: My ex is hanging out a lot with her gay friend.
Man 2: Dude, are you stupid? He's not gay?
Man 1: What?!
Man 2: He was just faking it; gayning confidence from her. He's totally doing her right now!
Man 1: Aw shit!

by Mr_D-Man November 16, 2013

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence.

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.

"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."

by memeboi6942 December 12, 2020

confidence boost

Confidence boost is when a really shy person gets really confident and doesn't care about any consequences of any actions, it always lasts for a day or two. Later the person regrets it.

Jill - Didn't Joe use to be the quietest kid in school? Why is he suddenly so confident now?
Dan - I think he got a confidence boost
Jill - Oh....This better end well

by The biggest Grammar Nazi December 12, 2015

Confidence

Criterion for why both the nice girls and the bitches like the assholes. Assholes come up to girls will the soul intent of "nailin' that pussy" and hit on them right away with a touch of sleaziness. But ooooooooo oh how they have confidence! And that makes all the difference, so the guys get what they want, and the girls that aren't sluts regret fucking a week later.

asshole: "suck my dick right now bitch"
girl: (ooooo he's so confident) "present it please!"

confidence is a good thing, but girls mix it up with arrogance because in high school they were used to guys being shy and like the difference in college.

arrogance (misinterpreted as confidence) means that you didn't take his breath away

by ZmanIsTheMan November 13, 2009