Confucius

A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!

Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top

by rectal muscle January 11, 2005

confuckulated

confounded

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday

by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

confuckled

when you are under the blankets and you move around so much that your shirt gets completely twisted

Shitsnacks, I just got confuckled.

by catst18394 November 16, 2014

Confuckled

When someone is a mixture of confused and has no exact idea of what is going on.

Guy: She ate me then went to go watch TV

Girl: What? I'm confuckled?

by CallingChain February 20, 2015

confucktalated

a person who is very confused . and lost. slow , stupid

yo you is a madd confucktalated dumbass

by channie May 13, 2005