Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

Conduit

When you set your bar too low and the girl your trying to sleep with isn't doing it for you. When you can't get hard...

Her "What the hell man, dont you want me?"

You" I Conduit, sorry I thought I could but I've got a friend that's into fat chicks."

by Mr. Floppy Cock October 3, 2017

Contuct

Refers to contact, casually meaning a good dealer in Bangladesh.

Hey man! can you give me a contuct? been sober since fucking ever man.

by deadretroboy December 16, 2018

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Condiction

To use the diction common to those who could be assumed to have served or are currently in prison.

When Jenny met peter she understood he had been studying law. It was apparent with his condiction that he took a more hands on approach.

by LepperWithThreeHands January 12, 2019