cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.

You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.

by McFisher May 8, 2017

Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010

condensational

exciting; turbulent

wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"

by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

Roman Candle

When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.

My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.

by DoyleHargraves December 14, 2014