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competish

A word in the "slanguage" used in the famous film industry magazine Variety. Other examples include "cumes" (for "cumulative totals"), "thesp" (for "thespian" or "actor"), prexy (for "president") and "perf" (for "performance").
"Though no hit with the crix, pic's boffo homevid cumes recall Fight Club, another Pitt starrer for the Frog. New prexy Weiss is also excited about new Wilson brothers laffer..."
by Schowkuu April 26, 2005
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Completing the Circuit

When a man has sex with a shemale, and the shemale returns the favor with anal sex, therefore completing the circuit.
"So there I was, balls deep, and she just decided to try completing the circuit while i was doing him"
by robchee October 20, 2009
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Completing the circuit

When you and your sexual partner eat each other’s asses simultaneously
Chad: “Kelly and I tried completing the circuit last night.”
Brad: “That’s wife material right there.”
by Shiftysham March 30, 2021
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.
Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 12, 2013
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Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.
You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.
by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017
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Complating

When you're complaining and hating about anything.
I aint a hater, and I aint complaining, Nigga I was Complating
by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
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