A God's Comma

A God's Comma is another name for an Apostrophe

"Hi I'm Shawn, and this is my partner: Sh'Dynasty. That's spelled S-H-Comma-to-the-top-Dynasty."
"Comma to the top?"
"That's a God's comma."

by JMANTAM December 19, 2014

Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

Pornhub Community Intro

The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.

You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*

by fatcowhoe October 23, 2020

go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object

jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

Community Mobbing

Community mobbing is a form of group bullying. Community mobbing is characterized by a coordinated “ganging up” by a group with several ring leaders, and many more followers that target a person for generalized harassment within their neighborhood or city. It is distinct from workplace mobbing, and academic or school place mobbing because it extends into the larger community in which the target lives. The mobbing activities are conducted by neighbors, community watch groups, or, even snitches when there is police involvement.

The internet is ablaze with terms like organized stalking and organized mobbing, however, the accepted academic term for this is community mobbing.

by Peacefrog71 November 1, 2013

Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub

P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"

by Spookman123 September 21, 2018

Commit the su

Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.

"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."

by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021