Spongebob Close-up

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!

by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008

in the closet

Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world

Jack was in the closet about being bisexual.

by Lexus14blacklist December 1, 2015

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.

I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.

by edsheerans_lazyeye October 1, 2021

baby in the closet

When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.

Don't tell anybody, but I swear Elena's got a baby in the closet.

by Fitzgerald1 November 29, 2016

trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

close my door

To cause someones virginity to be lost.
To pop the cherry. From a male to a female.

Cory closed Sam's door. She isn't a virgin anymore.

by julia6677555 June 25, 2005

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009