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Classic white girl

A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
by aHuman June 12, 2014
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classic

A thing that will forever be cool and worth mentioning on a regular basis
Remember that episode of Simpsons....Classic
by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003
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classical

A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.
Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.

Classical is greater than rap, period.
by mark101 June 25, 2008
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classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.
Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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Classic Rock

The Best musical genre of all. Other types of Rock & Roll are alright, but this is the best!
led zeppelin, guns n' roses, yeah, yeah, we know, WHAT ABOUT QUEEN, YOU PRICKS!!
by Rampant Teamkiller July 4, 2004
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Disney Classic

A series of movies and songs made by the Walt Disney Corporation. To make them "classics", they must have been completely hand drawn with no computer animation added to it.
by Xandra of the Rebel Forces December 13, 2005
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classical music

Classical music is music that was (is) written to be played a specific way with specific orchestrations -- be they quartets, full orchestras, solo instruments (piano, organ, guitar), singers or any combination thereof. In its broadest sense it was written from the eras of Bach to Ligeti, but strictly speaking involves the period of Mozart, Haydn and early Beethoven. Forms include symphonies, concert overtures, concertos, operas and many others. I find it odd that when the phrase "Classical Music" is used most people never realize just how multi-faceted and encompassing the genre actually is. (A good many film composers were excellent classical composers in their own right -- B. Herrmann, S. Prokofiev, M. Rosza, J. Williams, just to name a few, and their styles of composition carried over to the screen.) The music from the film Psycho was written in the most strict classical forms, as too was North by Northwest -- their soundtracks play like symphonic tone poems. Most people would probably not realize that a good amount of music they recognize is in fact Classical Music ... composers like Franz List and Rossini quickly come to mind.

So, why do many people poo poo it? Personally, I think it's because so many don't understand or even know much about it ... and that's not meant to be insulting, just an observation. How many can name a composer for every letter of the alphabet? -- Albeniz, Brahms, Chopin, Dvorak ... etc., and then give a work by each? Wow, that's a lot, eh? -- doesn't even scratch the surface! You could listen to days (if not weeks) of music by each one, that's how much there is to explore. And then do the whole alphabet over again with different composers. And then you would be surprised as to how much of that music is incorporated into today's popular music -- and how much of yesterday's popular (folk) music was used by classical composers -- listen to Dvorak's New World Symphony as an example.

There's so much out there it's almost impossible not to like some aspect of it -- and chances are, you already do.
Classical Music that is easily liked ...

F. J. Haydn -- Trumpet Concerto in E flat major.
R. Strauss -- Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks.
I. Stravinsky -- Symphony No. 1.
M. Moszkowski -- Concerto for Piano.
A. Bruckner -- Symphony no. 4 (Romantic)
by Opiner November 9, 2008
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