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Creationist

1. A person who thinks that the bible is a science and science a religion
2. A person who has done no research on the subject constantly uses non sequitur, red herrings, and straw man arguments
3. A fucking retard
Creationist: "Evolution is false because it has nothing to say on the origin of life, and because it said so in the bible."
by Ultimate Blarg March 27, 2010
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God's creation

The things whose origins your brain can't understand.
X: Do you know what a banana is?
Y: Yea, that's God's creation.

X: What is life?
Y: God's creation.
by mozeskoma December 11, 2011
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Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.
Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?
by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009
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Harry Styles - One Direction

Harry Styles, 17 (2011) from Cheshire is probably the hottest boy you would ever see anywhere in your life along with Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson. He's in a band called one direction and they're the best band to ever go on x factor.
Girl: Do you know Harry Styles - One Direction?
Fangirl: YES OMG HE'S SO HOT
by mrs styles November 23, 2011
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creationist

An ignorant person who feels that the bible must be taken litteraly and any science that contradics what their book says (despite the fact there are different translations of the bible pointing to different things) is wrong. That would be all of science by the way. There is no science at all to suport their ignorant and idiotic claims.
A creationist will not accept the theory of evolution, despite it being fundemental to modern biology & genetics, and do not understand what theory means in scientific literature. They realy dont like this theory at all.
They normaly try to discrace 'evolutionists' and often attempt to imply that science can only be science if it is looked at from a religious perspective when quite the opposite is true. They accept a point and then ty and prove it, the opposite of the scientific method.
Finaly most know nothing about science and simply follow their faith. Many creationist leaders give themselves the title of Dr. Nearly all of these 'doctors' aquired their degrees from uncredited degree mills.

See www.talkorigins.com for a refutal of creationist claims.
Scientist: My evidence points to this conclusion therefor this conclusion is likely to be correct

Creationist: The bible says this happened, I'll try to prove it. Hmm no evidence. I better make some up....
by Denny the enlightened May 29, 2005
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Directioner

A Directioner is a person that dedicates their life to One Direction. A Directioner is one of the sassiest people you'll ever meet. Watch out for directioners!
"Don't touch her she's a Directioner"
by Directioner girl October 26, 2013
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one direction

A UK band that is now on a hiAtuS. Consists of Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik (who left in 2015). Known and loved by many for being themselves, kind, fun, caring, talented, idiotic, and funny lads who are terrible terrible dancers. Lost many fans after zayn left and the hiatus, most who switched to k-pop (no hate). They still have possibly one of the most deadliest fandoms in the world otherwise known as directioners. Aren't friends with many fandoms, except 5SOSfam and Mixers (there are others, just these are main exceptions). Unfortunately, filled with a couple of toxic people who love cancel culture (COUGH toxic solo stans and directioners COUGH). Overall, great lads who have been through a lot in their careers, and despite getting so much hate, they continue to be great people. They have music for almost every mood , and although many think of them as bubblegum pop artists (It was their first album they didn't know what they were doing) they actually have great bops, and have continued to grow with their music and their fans. Bottomline is: we stan and you should to
"the boyband of my time, one direction, yeah they were great, they had fun, great singers, but terrible terrible dancers" - louis t.
by the_English_muffin_ March 20, 2020
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