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Noam Chompski

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten
What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?
by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010
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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
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Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.
I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
by archscientist March 2, 2010
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Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.
by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010
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chumas

down to earth man with an abnormally large penis. awesome at life and never to be confused with a mansfield.
Guy 1: Hey that guy is such a chumas, too bad im a mansfield.
Guy 2: HA sucks for you!
by hayden haglette February 12, 2008
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2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis
That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.
by JosephD August 30, 2006
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Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.
Jordan is a chumpslow.
by John Roma July 6, 2019
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