Choristopher

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Quarter Chord

Inserting the penis into an orifice until it reaches quarter length, the center of pressure. AKA "just the tip"

Example 1
"Bro that sloot could only handle quarter chord!"

Example 2
Bro 1: "Did you put it in her butt?"
Bro 2: "I only got to quarter chord before she passed out."

by Brube Almighty May 21, 2014

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

Xyphos Chord

Refers to the chord sound from the song Mechanical Machine (a.k.a. Soulless 2) by ExileLord. It's memeable because of it's shortness and sound. It's also referred to as "BEW".

Clone Hero player: "hmm today i will play Xyphos Chord"
Xyphos Chord: BEW

by LuniFoxo May 8, 2021

off the bungee chord

When something is so inexplicably amazing, you cannot use off the chain anymore.

Man, that party last night wasnt just off the chain, it was off the bungee chord.

by imcoolcuzimakeupwords November 6, 2009

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.

As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022