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Choff

noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.
"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
by Strange Blue Objects September 26, 2006
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cheft

A chav or ned slang way to say "Goodbye"
"See ya later!"
"Cheft mate"
by mickeyknox October 18, 2008
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Choot-a-woot

Choot-a-woot can be used in various ways.
Can be used as a greeting, expression of disapointment, excitment, or whatever else may be fitting. Aslo can be used to agree with and idea, saying, or action.
Walking down the street and see someone, but have no time to talk to them: "Choot-a-woot"

Your favorite team just won: "Choot-a-woot!"

You hear that one of your frineds is feeling under the weather and cannot join you tonight: "Choot-a-woot..."

Someone just had an amazing point: "Choot-a-woot"
by Luke "Choot-a-woot" January 13, 2009
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Chafta

name for girl child, having to do with the phrase, "
can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation
CHAFTA

C-Can't
H-Happen
A-Vowell filler
T-the
F-first time
A-Vowel filler
by momikins December 6, 2010
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Choptart

n. A poptart crossed with a porkchop.
That choptart was delicious!
by Hoobideedoo November 14, 2011
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chootia

an idiot, stupid person, any body and every body can be a chootia
choot marey chootia, gand marey shaitan aur jo donoon marey woh sab sey bara bhagwan
by Izzzy April 19, 2006
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Chootopia

1.A mental state of bliss, a dream or a high consisting mainly of choot. (Often translates into the physical world)

2.An extreme Utopia or an extremely utopian situation.

Derived from various sub-contenental dialects such as, Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, Pushto, e.t.c
1.Hasaan has dozed off again.

Yeah, he visits chootopia often.

2. If I could erradicate poverty, illness and suffering from the world; become the richest man alive, marry thadaf and correct Fraz's kink; now, that would be total chootopia!
by Holy Dinga December 23, 2005
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