Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.

D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"

by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010

shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017

Honey Butt Cheerio

When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.

Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.

Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?

by Wimchip June 24, 2019

Cheeriooo

The act of shagging a girl on a bathroom floor, without even blowing your wad (for whatever reason, possibly bucket fanny...)

Oli did a cheeriooo at hannah's house with kelly

by anonymous April 14, 2005

Cheerioaste

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.

Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.

by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003

cheerious

being serious about cheerious

im so serious about my cheerios thats is a very cheerious situation!

by leftoverromance June 30, 2009

Cheerio Dust

Cheerio Dust is the powder that exists at the bottom of a bag of cheerio's. Usually the person who finishes the bag of cheerios gets all of the Cheerio Dust in their bowl. When mixed with milk, the Cheerio Dust turns into a snot like substance that sits at the bottom of your bowl, and makes you want to not drink the milk.

Mmmmmm, Cheerios." *Pours the last of the Cheerios into a bowl and gets all of the Cheerio Dust* "Aw shit, I got Cheerio Dust in my bowl, now I don't want to drink my milk.

by Joltingd July 2, 2011