Skip to main content

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
mugGet the Cheekbone polishing parties mug.

cheeky digit

The cheeky digit : surprise finger in the butt during a sex act
Izaak gave her the ole cheeky digit Friday night...
by CherryxGow January 11, 2017
mugGet the cheeky digit mug.
Related Words

Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce
Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.
by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020
mugGet the Cheeky nonce mug.

cheeky bevs

Beverages, typically alcoholic in nature, consumed by cheeky lads and/or fish
We absolutely downed some cheeky bevs on our way to the club last night. Lads-y if I do say so myself
by fish1842 March 10, 2022
mugGet the cheeky bevs mug.

Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
by ***sin*** April 16, 2009
mugGet the Half-Cheek-Squeak mug.

Very Cheeky

When you are a 600 ELO GM cooking, thinking like Hikaroo, passanting Pawns and checkmating THE ROOOOOOOOOOK
I played Duck Chess, and it was very cheeky
by Trolldemort May 11, 2023
mugGet the Very Cheeky mug.

Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
mugGet the Cookieman’s ass cheeks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email