Jeff Chang

Jeff Chang (jlao, julian) noun:

A person characterized by the aliases "jlao" and "julian," who exhibits a distinct tendency to engage in peepotalk without accompanying action. Peepotalk refers to the act of expressing or discussing ideas, plans, or intentions without following through with concrete steps or implementation. While Jeff Chang may possess a propensity for verbalizing intentions, he often falls short in translating these verbalizations into tangible actions or walking the talk. This behavioral pattern suggests a discrepancy between his words and deeds, with a greater emphasis on talking rather than executing.
"Despite his promises to launch a groundbreaking startup, Jeff Chang's true nature as a "peepotalker" became evident when he failed to take any tangible steps towards realizing his entrepreneurial aspirations."
by alpacina May 27, 2023
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change of menu

When attorneys seek to change the court venue to a large city due to problems with lunch selection.
Judge, we are unable to find anything whatsoever to eat, the restaurant pool is exceedingly limited, so therefore we move for a change of menu!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Mike Chang

He is just another douche with another product that aims at body builders to try to scam them into trading their money for Mike Chang's Wang juice (Which consist of hobbit seaman, dragon testicles and corkscrew duck wieners). This conCOCKtion will leave you broke and looking like Gandolf had just rammed his staff up your ass.
"Hi Mike Chang here, if you want to watch a 2 minute Youtube video, you must first watch 3 minutes of my garbage."

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"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
by Sketchywhale November 18, 2013
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spare change

a euphemism used by beggars that refers to "legal tender" in small or otherwise large quantities.
beggar: "got any spare change, my man?"
me: "no"
by volound July 31, 2012
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Countin' Change

A phrase used to indicate that you are not doing anything significant.
After I finish these reports and file these documents I'll just be countin' change for the rest of the day.
by J-Hellz August 07, 2009
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chump change

An insignificant amount of money. Money that can be easily disposed with.
Don't worry about that million, its chump change.
by tt February 16, 2003
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changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.
These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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