Lauren Castro

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

by Kipper dog December 29, 2011

fidel castro

the guy i claim to love at the top of my lungs everytime one of these gwalla gwallas tries to get fly with me here in miami, may he live forever just to piss off the trash he dumped on miami

"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)

by castrosbestfriend October 6, 2008

Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.

"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."

by azigee April 16, 2006

Fidel Castro

The world's best wrestler! He defeated Batista, fought off hundreds of one-on-one challengers (assassinations) and has ruled the American league for 40 years!

Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!

Fidel Castro- ironically, his name means 'I castrate' in Spanish!

by Liakias April 4, 2009

Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.

See him over there? He had a sex change!

by ICC March 29, 2005

castro street cowboy

a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area

"Look at those castro street cowboys lined up at the corner!"

by harry nut November 6, 2006

super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.

My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017