Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.

David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.

by David Carben November 22, 2020

Jeanne Calment

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.

Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

caca caliente

Hot shit that makes your ass burn with regret of ever eating those Hot Cheetos!

Dude... I just took a Caca Caliente

by AppleBot January 20, 2021

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020