Liking every post on Facebook out of purely moral intentions but irritating everyone on your friends list.
He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
by shots of expresso April 16, 2013
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A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011
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When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.
Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
Get the caffeine toxic mug.A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.
They ONLY drink coffee.
They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.
They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.
They ONLY drink coffee.
They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.
They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.
Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!
by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020
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The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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