cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

cooklet

Someone who can barely cook. inspired by brainlet

Samantha: I made grilled chicken for dinner!
Rob: What a cooklet!

by zerze April 7, 2020

cocklog

The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.

"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."

by Gorto April 4, 2008

cocklebox

A tacklebox full of dicks.

Man, that guy is a real cocklebox.

by Phawksy August 11, 2008

cocklo

when a male's sexual appendage hangs lower than average

say boy, you thang so big yous a cocklo

by bamfgarn July 23, 2010

cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size and/or power of your penis.

Your dong is magic!
Why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

cockleschnitzel

Wang. Dick. Rod. Peter. Dong. Schlong. Mansword. Staff of Holy Righteousness. Etc...

Inga always looked forward to dining on Gunter's cockleschnitzel.

by Wizard Sleeves August 22, 2011