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Cooker

A person who Iives in the state of Victoria, Australia, and questions the Premier Daniel Andrews and the Labor Party running if the state during the pandemic from 2020 and ongoing. And the licking down of the state including the capital city Melbourne being the most locked down city in earth and firmer 7 times winner if the most livable city in the world.
Being called a cooker by the left means I am on the right path.
by Mjk1 November 8, 2022
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Remember my friend from Geelong Grammar who turned into an anarchist? Yeah, he's a cooker now.
by angelgirl99 August 29, 2022
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Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood
I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!
by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020
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Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.
My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker
by David Kolep February 28, 2021
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Spick Cookers

AKA Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Did you see the feds raid Juan's house? They done shot him up for waving a gun around and not having his green card! Them spick cookers are at it killin poor immigrants!
by mart60 December 5, 2025
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Cum Cooker

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022
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Cooker spaniel

Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).

A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.

Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.

Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.

Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.

Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam

Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.

Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.

They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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