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Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.
I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker
by joviravi January 17, 2022
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Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..
J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..
by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024
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cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust
My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"
by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023
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Cooker spaniel

Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).

A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.

Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.

Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.

Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.

Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam

Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.

Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.

They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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Cooker

A pro cyclist who cycles around on his £10000 bike
See that cooker go by
by Fb2126 August 3, 2020
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Cum Cooker

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022
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Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.
7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
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