Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.
7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks
by Shitphototaker69 February 02, 2024
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Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker
Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 03, 2021
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 12, 2022
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Beantown Pressure Cooker

The intense bloated feeling you have after a night of eating chilli and hard drinking.
I was lucky to make to the bathroom before my Beantown Pressure Cooker blew.
by JohnnyH June 17, 2016
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Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.
I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.
by hvag69 March 29, 2020
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Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.
by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024
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Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood
I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!
by Kuntry84 May 12, 2020
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