Cockfag

Code name assigned to John F. Kerry during 2004 presidential campaign.

"Cockfag has left the building."

by Detective John Kimble October 28, 2004

Cockfag

Homo, bummer, shit shifter, arse bandit, fudge nudger, shit stabber, ring raider, twink, think you get the picture

Suprise Cockfag !
or
look at that Cockfag what a queer ass bastard !

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

Cockbadger

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.

Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.

by eSt0r` April 9, 2004

Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis

I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours

by L j cooney February 18, 2011

cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

Cockbaffled

Expressing that you are really surprised in a formal way.
Can entirely substitute the use of baffled or surprised if you want to sound formal.
The cock in the word relate to the look of a rooster, it is really cockbaffled.

When Alex told me about his mothers' health, I was really cockbaffled by her condition.

by hislter October 5, 2012