buttcheeks

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

by k.g. y'all December 28, 2005

buttcrack buddies

Men who wear their swim trunks so low that you can see the crack of their ass. They travel in packs, and common activities include surfing, trying to get laid, and smoking pot. Indigenous to Manuel Antonio Beach in Costa Rica.

Crikey! We have just spotted the native buttcrack buddies of Costa Rica! Look at those magnificent ass cracks!

by Tica July 27, 2006

Buttchaknowhat?

Shortened way of saying "But you know what?" Said in a fast, Wisconsinese accent.

Jim: Yesterday I thought aboot all that cheese I ate a long time ago...

Bob: Yeah?

Jim: Buttchaknowhat? Explosive diarrhea ain't all it's cracked up to be.

by Neenja! October 10, 2009

buttspecking

using a speculum to gaze into a person's anal cavity, usually for sexual pleasure.

i went to my gynecologist, but i think he was more interested in buttspecking than the open sores on my vagina.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Horizontal Buttcrack

A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine

Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.

by nonvertical September 5, 2018