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bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith
"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"
by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004
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Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.
Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue
by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009
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Mad Max Bullshit

Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.

In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .

The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .
Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord

" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."
by Trash cat June 2, 2017
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FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.
I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).
by Facher October 9, 2007
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Bullshillion Dollars

Bullshillion dollars is a proposal of a ridiculous amount of money backed up by fluff. Created by a puppet political figure, to provide temporary solutions that can never be solved.
Million 1,000,000
Billion 1,000,000,000
Trillion 1,000,000,000,000
Godzillion 1,000,000,000,000,000
Bullshillion Dollars: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

What ever the amount, it will never solve problems created by those in power (ie. Global elite).
by Bullshillionaire2010 January 27, 2010
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Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.
Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."
by ahogle1 July 31, 2010
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