Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

bruck up

a dance style named after famous Jamaican dancer Bruck Up, a choreograper who appeared in videos with artists like Wyclef, Busta Rhymes, and Patra. His style is very hard to emulate, he rocked the dance halls in the 90's, people coming from miles away to see him dance, and to battle his style.

"what do you call that dance?" "bruck up"

by loveya27 January 11, 2009

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Blumkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.

Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.

by Evan Foott June 9, 2007

Brummie Shuffle

When someone tells you something is ready and it is not - so you end up shuffling back to where they called you from. However eventually when you do the Brummie shuffle back the goods are worth it.

guy 1 "Yo come here and check this out!"
guy 2 "OK"
guy 1 "Oh shit its not ready"
guy 2 "bloody hell i did a brummie shuffle for nothing"
guy 1 "It will be better next time"

by shufflerfromdablackcountry June 22, 2012

Buzz brümp

Slang for pot in South Jersey.
AKA Buzz, Re-myrtle, Bill Bellamy, Buddha, etc, etc.

Meep: Hey Big Old do you want to go buzz brümp down at the pit?

Big Old: Sounds good.

by Meep Mop October 11, 2005

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007