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Pointy Haired Boss

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.
"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
by master_gopher July 1, 2006
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Boss Hard

Something that goes beyond being simply badass, it advances to an entirely different level.

An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.

When something is Incomparably awesome.
Jeff: Hey did you see that fight last weekend that Todd got into.

Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking

Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard
by Wesker_Returns December 24, 2012
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workaholic boss

A boss who is addicted to work and expects his employees to work as hard as he does.
I have a workaholic boss, he calls me even when he is on vacation!
by Rêveur January 11, 2009
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Tank Boss

Non-elected, unofficial leader of a community housing tank in jail. Duties include control of TV, dispute arbitration, breaking up or organizing of fights and anything else related to the tank. Payment is often in the form of commissary.
I don't know why Big Boy tried to change the channel from Springer to watch the news without asking. Doesn't he know he ain't Tank Boss? That's gonna cost him 2 soups...
by MrBobby February 28, 2010
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college blossom

(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.

This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.

Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
by TirraLirra December 2, 2011
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The boss baby

by Boss baby May 10, 2018
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bassong

A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.
"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"
by Malkatraz May 12, 2016
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