blonda

term for blond woman often stupid

that blonda was such a bitch

by my little mystry January 18, 2010

blowcakes

Breakfast in bed, consisting of pancakes and oral sex. The two need not be enjoyed simultaneously.

"My lover gave me blowcakes this morning. He's amazing!"
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."

by God of cake January 20, 2012

blondage

when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage

thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage

by cheaptrickrick February 5, 2010

booncan

A word used to describe popular 'dance' or 'happy hardcore' music. Usually listened to in cars (driven by neds) at top volume.

Ho ya cunt! That tunes fockan booncan!

by kru August 23, 2003

Booncake

A person who is a bit of a twat and can be used when someone is unfair to you.
The word usually confuses the other person so you know you have won.
Can also be used while playing pro evo and you're losing..
Can be used to call someone when you dont know their name!

Without 'cake' it can mean 'ass'

"You're an absiolute booncake"

Me: "Yo booncake"
You: "What does that mean? haha"
Me: "Don't laugh if you don't know what it means, booncake"


The score is 1-0.. "Aww you're a booncake!"

Without 'cake' - "mate, smell your boon.."

by Jackie Fullerton March 27, 2009

Boonca

A strange european sounding word that is randomly said when a person is bored.

(a man is driving his car and his mind is completely blank)
Man: Boonca!

by nobuddy June 18, 2010

Blorcasorp

{Blor-cuh-zorp}

When someone touches your armpit without your knowledge.

Oh man I think someone just Blorcasorped me.

by Fish Lord June 15, 2018