A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

blob of person shaped misery by agarts1 January 13, 2011

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blob'ish

The state of feeling like a 'blob'. Similar to the state of feeling like a snail, however one is also bloated and lazy. One could be considered 'immobile'.

I feel so blob'ish today after taking all those shots last night.

blob'ish by Teebrande October 10, 2015

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