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bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
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Bladder

The thing that holds you pee.
Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day
by Bellaire September 19, 2020
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bladder chills

The feeling of coldness that you sometimes get from really needing to pee.
"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
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Bladder Trap

When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.
'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'
by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022
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Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.
"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."
by joulukuusi December 22, 2021
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Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
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swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
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