Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad
lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!
by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza
by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
by A3siam February 7, 2023
