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park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"
Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.
by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015
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Tobias Beecher

1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.

Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.

Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.

2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher
by Cian July 27, 2007
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Bench Press

an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...
by J. Michael Reiter July 22, 2003
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Beefchip

An amazingly friendly drunk, who is always there when you need him. Incredibly intelligent and knowledgable in everything useless.
Holy crap that dude is so beefchip.

Did you meet beefchip yet? He is over there delivering that woman's baby while chugging a bottle of jack daniels.
by Noneofyourbusiness987654321 September 2, 2012
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beefchomgle

i love beefchomgle so much
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Hollering Bench

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"
by sleazy aunt sam January 6, 2010
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beechered

Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.
As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.
by Mike3313 November 21, 2007
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