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bearnado

A tornado full of angry bears that hit the ground running searching for humans to mangle. Typically found in Northern Canada
"Dude a bearly survived that bearnado in BC earlier today."
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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
by Nardddy November 17, 2019
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barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly
That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London
by Spookhetti May 26, 2020
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Bernardeschi

He is the Bernardeschi of sex
by Jokeoftheworldisshit December 21, 2020
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Dirty Bernard

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
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Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.
Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard
by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011
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Kayla St Bernard

You, or a person you're searching up.

We aren't detectives bozo.
Teacher - " Kayla St Bernard, answer this question please. What is your name? "
Kayla St Bernard - "You just said it dumbass. "
by -Kaylicous May 1, 2021
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