banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020

Bananana

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life

A Bananana

by No one at alllllllllllllllllll May 12, 2020

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020

Banana fish

An extremely sad anime that will hurt for the rest of your life.

Friend #1: i just finished banana fish.
Friend #2: wanna cry together?

by Unknown.Riley7 January 3, 2021

polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

by Crycket April 27, 2008

Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

by xBSTx July 13, 2009

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019