Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical

This is just quite illegal beagles

by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019

Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).

Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.

by Global Normad September 22, 2020

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure

Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.

by Jman4794 December 2, 2022

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022