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Barney Stinson

Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.

Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
OMG, that really awesome guy has a playbook. He must be a Barney Stinson.
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barnacle hog

When you frig a pig and you find sea creatures on your hog the next day.
Tiano checks for barnacle hog on the regular, maybe I should too. Dick's in the dirt.
by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019
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baray

Easily the most amazing guy out there. His incredibly attractive face will put you in a trance. He is so easy to talk to and has utmost respect for you. INSANE GRAMMAR NAZI he is too smart for his own good and is very good at pissing everyone off, but once you get to know him he’s perfect. You can’t not fall in love with this boy. He’s very trustworthy and makes you feel important. He knows how to respect you and how to treat you right. Enough said he is amazing bye bye now
Girl 1: omg look it’s BARAY he’s so dreamy

Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT ugh I wish he was mine
by Brruuuuuhhhh March 15, 2020
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cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
by lanstopher March 5, 2009
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bar barnacle

(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.
Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.
by JMEHL October 16, 2014
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Back At the Barnyard

Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon animated show about barnyard animals, mainly cows, that talk. They have a secret life that humans don't know about. Their daily routine is annoy their neighbor, yell random things, and save the world from something (that was usually their fault).
Guy 1: Did you watch Back at the Barnyard last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome!
by mypseudonym123 August 24, 2011
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barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.
A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
by Anomaly February 20, 2005
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