Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

Braced

to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.

"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"

by 12th period gym Jan 26, 2010 January 26, 2010

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

Barred Up

Talk smack, or verbally pwning someone.

I saw a guy get barred up today because the glare of his bald head shined brightly into someone's eyes.

by XxCra5hxX October 8, 2015

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Barcelona

Simply the biggest bunch of cocksuckers to grace they Earth. Their roster consists of 3 of the biggest cocksucking bastards. Messi is the one who's good with the balls. Neymar is the one with various assfucking techniques and Suarez is the one who bites all genitals he sees. The team consist of men known to evade taxes and laws, and no one really knows who allowed this team of cocksuckers to soil the beautiful game. Supporters of FC Barcelona are called barka dogs or crybabies. They are usually deemed to be 12 year olds who think they know football when on the contrary, the only player they know is the short fat felching pig called Messi.

Did you see Barcelona lose? Of course not! They buy all the referees. Did you know that some players from Barcelona evade taxes? John tell me something new!

by 1234penguin May 17, 2016