wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

Stay Buoyant

To stay afloat. On top of your game.

"I can't believe we lost that game"
"Stay Buoyant"

by BuoyantNiggas April 10, 2013

Yeah okay buddy

Another example of sarcasm, intended to laugh mockingly at an insult your opponent has just said.

Him: "Boy, are you stupid or what!?"
Me: "Yeah okay buddy".

by ImGonnaDJ May 7, 2016

Buddyprofile

A place to chat. But now it gets filled up with kids without lives called "regs". These aniamls seem to make fun of kids online becuase they have depressing lives at home. www.buddyprofile.com is the link to the site which you can chat. Also it has a profile builder that lets you type as much as you want to in your profile. This is great if your the kind of person that keeps running out of space.

Life of a reg:
1. Wake up
2. Brush teeth
3. Shower
4. Eat
5. Sit on the computer chatting on AIM.
6. Sleep

That is a expample of a life of a buddyprofile reg.

by Mrs. Awesome August 13, 2006

Cuddle Buddy

(n) A partner in which one may cuddle with. Usually not in a relationship with one another, they only seek the affection of cuddling with another person.

He is just my cuddle buddy.

by Sara February 23, 2005

snuggle buddy

Your best friend and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Someone you can be close to to get warm, cuddle up with when your sad, mad, flirty etc. Someone to sit down with and watch a movie with.

she was missing her snuggle buddy so she called him so they could watch a movie together.

by smootchygirl May 20, 2009

News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019