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masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
by scodder May 20, 2010
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Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.
She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."
by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013
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Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.
In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.
by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006
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Bappo

A slang term used in California as a replacement for the word 'dumbass'.
Dude, Chris is such a bappo. I don't know how he got accepted into college.
by ExhaleTheLight February 1, 2016
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Baton Rouge

People think Baton Rouge is full of rednecks but it really isn't. Baton is bout dat and if you dont like it den come visit so we can show you a lil southern hospitallity.Baton rouge is the originators of the word "GUTTA" and Most slang from louisiana comes from Baton Rouge. baton rouge stay gutta
If you are really from baton rouge you know bout LIL BOOSIE'.
by Lil 3RD WORLD grl September 25, 2005
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sensai-bator

He who is one with himself that everyone aspires to be.
My friend, Freddie, is the penultimate masturbator who everyone else wants to learn from. So he is known as Sensai-Bator.
by RemiDidIt June 4, 2017
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Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.
"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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