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Avocadhoe

someone who can’t keep their hands off of avocados
You know how hard it is to find a nice ripe avocado these days. Just when I thought found the perfect one, some avocadhoe reached in and took all the good ones.
by assquakes February 27, 2018
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Avocado frick

A way to say bad words without upsetting your parents
What in the avocado frick is this garbage
by King silver April 11, 2023
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aggressive avoidance

The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.

Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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ur mom a avocado

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives
Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job
by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018
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Avon, Ohio

A town full a preps, hicks, gangsters, bandos, emos, and stoners with pretty much every sterotype you could name.
Cheerleaders are bitches.
People think their gangsters because they live in Timberlake.
The sluts go to Crocker to pick up guys on the weekend.
The stoners smoke weed and try to skate at the Skate Park or sit around North Gate Park.
The skanks go to the beach and take pictures of themselves.
The emos kiss eachother in the halls and must hug everyone.
The hicks think they're from the country, when they live in a city.
The bandos are freaks. And so are the Colorguard who think they're the shit when they're just wannabe cheerleaders.
Then there's me, who's just there watching it all.
Avon, Ohio is the suburb of Cleveland.
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avonda

The awesomest, coolest rockstar ever! Always funny rarely crabby that avonda is just plain ol great. You just want to put her in your pocket and take her everywhere!
Did you see avonda? Boy oh boy she sure is a rockstar!
by debm February 3, 2010
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Avocadhoe

The word avocadhoe is mainly meant for if you Stan Billie eilish and are her avocadhoe because you love her that much
I am one of Billie Eilish’s avocadhoes
by Billie sister stan November 7, 2018
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