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animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.
(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
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link abuser

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant
Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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Abservation

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.
Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!
by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008
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Auger

A steady stance male located at the rear of a woman on all fours pile driving his arm into her vagina in a twisting motion.

Thumb can be used for extra support. ( It is recommended that the thumb be inserted in the butt hole in a hook like fashion. )
J " I had her on all fours and I was behind her fingering her "

K " So you were fingering her doggy style? Who does that "

J " No No No...."

M " So you were augering that girl?"
by Mcnasty doo doo blasty February 22, 2010
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assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
by BlueNinja November 19, 2007
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asereth

crazy, energetic person with alot of personality. likes to have fun loves to dance and joke around. one of a kind person that loves music and is very passionate. originates from the word Nazareth from jerusalem. Has beauty that is wanted by others.
booty
asereth
by ms13 June 11, 2011
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