assbola

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014

asscoholic

A perennially mean and unreasonable drunk.

When my boyfriend drinks hard liquor he morphs into an irrational, combative jerk. I sadly realize that he is an Asscoholic.

by Chrysanthemumzie January 27, 2015

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 24, 2010

assclown

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.

Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?

by redelman43199 June 6, 2011

assclown

Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.

Eric was a such charmer on the surface but he soon revealed himself to be a real assclown.

by authenticme November 15, 2012

gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

by Jr142011 October 20, 2008

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004