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A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
by Geekdragon February 13, 2008
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assholian

1. A person who makes a complete ass of him or herself when they open their mouth. They can be commonly found on tv news channels such as CNBC
2. A wealthy capitalist hog.
Larry was an assholian to think coal could ever be a truly clean source of energy.
by Tahoian October 26, 2005
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Assholistic

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.
John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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Random Assholes

Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.

Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
this place is filled with random assholes .
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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a bag full of assholes

by ERB1983 December 6, 2010
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Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?
by rperazag June 15, 2010
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Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"
by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008
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