Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

A single word that defines all of the United States

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

by Roastoth January 12, 2023

sleep assault

A sexual fetish involving the fantasy of performing sexual acts on or with a person while they are asleep. The reverse fantasy is of having someone perform sexual acts on or with you while you are asleep.

I would love it if my husband would sleep assault me.

by abacadabra77 April 13, 2015

135° assfuck

When a man gets fucked in the ass by a squirrel in a 135° angle repeatedly cumming in the assfucked man

“Man! Did you hear about that guy who got 135° assfucked by a squirrel?”

by Donsolopponym August 18, 2023

Assfield

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010

assculinity

A short hand for toxic masculinity Asshole + masculinity=Assculinity.

Men giving other men a hard time about what they wear or who they are attracted to is assculinity. Men thinking they are entitled to anything, from women; a smile, a date, or more, is assculinity.

by Dovelygirl May 25, 2018

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018