Alpen

Alpen is the brand name of a muesli cereal that includes wheat, raisins, hazelnuts, almonds, and oats, manufactured by the Weetabix cereal company of Kettering, Northamptonshire, England.

I'm hungry, I'm just gonna go grab some alpen.

by Georgiegirl October 30, 2008

appendicise

to place ones unwanted crap in an appendix

appendicise your next report by sticking half of it in the appendix

by Moses (2013) May 26, 2013

Aspen

The most funny, wholesome, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Easy to befriend, loving, easy to talk to. Whether it's an online or real friendship you have with her, you will always feel yourself smiling at whatever she says. She wont ever hesitate to make your day, and will always be at your side.

Aspen? Of course i've heard of her. Everyone loves how amazing and kind she is. She's not a plain basic bitch.

by i look like a baboon April 8, 2020

little bear aspen

1.excellent; great; marvelous

2.of a sort that causes or arouses wonder; amazing; astonishing

We all had a little bear aspen weekend

by Ingame Mechanic February 27, 2010

Fake Appendages

This word basically means that something, usually the more private parts are fake. It is used to mean something fake around the penis area, or for a girl, fake breasts.

Damn! I can just tell that guy to be real!

by Bobsquad August 31, 2005

Aspen

A girl that is really
Beautiful and no one can hold her down and can also suck dick like a pro she's always keeping it 100% with you and everyone loves her

Davyan:damn aspen is the most hottest girl I've ever seen
Brycen:yeah she is pretty but dang no one can hold her down

by Hottest girl ever July 4, 2018

Aspen

Aspen is a dunny bright girl who isn't as beautiful on the outside as much as she is on the inside, she loves everyone (Boys and girls) who you don't want to miss. She falls for people easily, and she is very emotional.

human: "Oh man, Aspen is coming. Her smile is so bright today!"

other human: "I wish she was mine.."

by RandomShazYT October 11, 2020